The Morning Snub

From: Bean, Daddy [mailto: daddybean@lastofthemortgagecompanies.com]
Sent: Wednesday, November 12, 2008 12:38 PM
To: Mommabean
Subject: RE: morning commute

Forgot to tell you another Bean story
So, this morning we’re driving down Main Street by the construction
We saw a big snort yesterday
Maggie asked where the snort was today
I said he wasn’t there, but there was a baby snort
So, Audrey says: “Awwww, cute little baby snort”
I say: “He is cute”
Audrey says: “I’m not talking to you. I’m talking to Melman”*

*For those of you who didn’t know, or didn’t read the previous post, Audrey is Alex, Maggie is Gloria, Daddy Bean is Melman and I am Marty. Responding to any other name is strictly forbidden by Audrey.