Things you hear in the presence of a 22 month old.

• “I love you Momma.”
• “Share!”
• “Beautiful fireworks!”
• “Go Tigers!”
• “I’ll fix it.”
• “Momma sing it.”
• “Go outside?”
• “I pooped!”
• “[Cars/trees/dogs/etc.] everywhere!”
• “I color.”
• “Hungry!”
• “’Hot Potato’ on!”
• “Hi Jackson!”
• “Daddy at work.”
• “Maggie go walk.”
• “Eww!”
• “Bless You Max.”
• “Audie have boo-boo.”
• “I sit here.”
• Any of the following songs:

o “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star”
o “The Alphabet Song”
o “Happy Birthday To You”
o “Hot Potato”
o “Rock-a-bye Bear”
o “Itsy Bitsy Spider”
o “The Pizza Song”*

*Music & Lyrics by Papa M.**
**It goes a little something like this: “I love pizza! That’s the food for me! Everytime I see it, I say, ‘Pizza please!’” And repeat, ad nauseum.

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