About Momma Bean

So…erm…you wanted to know about the O.B.?
Here you go.

Half-way into this, you’ll find that I’m not very interesting at all.

I am ambidextrous.
I prefer email to telephone conversations.
My hair hasn’t been above my shoulders since childhood.
I have a tattoo that I want removed because I don’t want my daughters to use it against me when they tell me they want a tattoo.

I don’t know how to hold a baby anymore. This is weird, as my beans were babies not too long ago. But I don’t. I tried last night and I couldn’t. The poor guy.

I love documentaries on ancient history and narcotics.
My feet are my favorite of my body parts.
I haven’t dyed my hair since December 2004.
I technically have three children.
I don’t particularly like cats. Kittens, though, are adorable.

I love to have my hair petted.

My oldest friend is my husband’s best friend.
I didn’t go to my high school prom.
I love cold sheets.
I love Target.
I want to visit Barcelona .
I try not to step on cracks.
I have a growing fear of driving in the dark.
My drug of choice is caffeine.
I’d rather give a great gift than receive a great gift.

I can’t fill up my iPod. Told you I was boring.

If I had a free day to myself, I would have no idea what to do with the time.
I prefer showers to baths.
A friend’s favorite book is the perfect gift for me.
I was very shy until I went away to school. Now I just don’t care anymore.

My children are my best accomplishment.

I wanted to be a librarian when I was growing up. I still do.
Clowns and dark windows without blinds or curtains freak me out.
I hate that I can’t cook.
I don’t see my best friends as much as I’d like to.
I’ve danced on tables before.
I’m a horrible liar.

I want a tummy tuck. Dr. Troy, where are you?

I have asthma.
My favorite color is blue and all of my cars have been and will be blue.
I sing in the car. Loudly.
My eyebrows don’t get the attention that they deserve.
I want to go back to school.
One of my biggest pet peeves is poor grammar.
I took over five years of Spanish classes and can barely string a sentence together.

Because of The Shining, I can’t walk calmly down a hotel corridor.

I have two herniated discs in my back.
At sporting events, I place my hand over my heart and sing along to the National Anthem.
Ferrets creep me out.
My husband rocks, but he’s a bit of a dork. He’s cute though, right?
I’ve only had a panic attack once in my life.

I am amazed daily that I have these two girls.

The common denominator between me and my two closest friends is our unusual closeness to our sisters and families.
I love rock ballads!
I can’t turn down a good meme or a slice of cake.
I covet Samantha Brown’s job.
I’m a cusp baby and am a Virgo/Libra and possess the qualities and faults of both signs.
I can’t stand the taste of beer but won’t kick a glass of wine out of bed.